In no particular order, but here we go…
Other people’s yogurt.
Heterosexual sex scenes on TV where the man just sticks his penis inside the woman after 4 seconds of kissing. We have to stop promoting this behavior. It simply ain’t right.
Underwear lines.
How Alison sleeps in a thong every night. Psychotic.
The close-up picture of an ant’s face I saw last night. Chilling. Google it.
The way people casually litter???????
Remembering how I didn’t wear sunscreen the time Sara and I walked 20 miles across the city of Denver in the dead of August.
Cockroaches and their evil hiding places.
The thought of a dislocated knee. I’m gagging.
I’m sure there are loads of others, but I HAVE FALLEN ILL.
