Outrageously Honest Remarks From My Gyno.
Me: But I’m worried.
Him: Relax, it’s not like your vulva is falling off.
Me: Realistically, I don’t want kids until I’m like, 35.
Him: Your eggs will be really old by then. Not as good.
Me: It just sucks that women have to be the ones to do everything to be certain they won’t get pregnant.
Him: Nothing is certain. Only death and taxes.
Me: I feel like all medical professionals I’ve seen lately have been in a rush and made me feel like I am taking up too much time, even when I’ve just arrived.
Him: That’s not our fault. It’s the system.
Me: ***just sitting there, thinking about my aging eggs***
Him: You’re a patient who needs more time. And now my next two appointments are going to be backed up.
