Imperfect Lifeskills

I have no idea how to change a tire or sew on a fallen button, but I can read a room.

Sometimes I forget to turn the oven off right away, but no one can clean a toilet as well as I can.

I can never remember whether the sun rises in the east or west, but I have no problem apologizing when I’m wrong.

Excel terrifies me, but I’m a team player. And I can dazzle anyone with my email etiquette.

Whenever I’m traveling via plane, I think I’m going to miss my flight. But I know how to quickly talk myself down.

I have a terrible sense of direction, but I always leave some buffer time when I’m driving somewhere new.

I assume everyone wants to attack me, but I never go anywhere without my pepper spray keychain.

I cannot carry a tune for the life of me, but I am always down to dance.